All Purpose Greeting Card

So, well this is an all purpose greeting card.
I know that there are similar cards like that, but I wanted to make one for myself and figured I could share it with you.

Printing instructions:
Download the PDF and print it once.
Then turn the paper around, put it back into the printer and print it again.
Cut along the dotted line, fold in half and voila: You've got two all purpose greeting cards.

The text:
□ Happy New Year!
□ Happy Valentine’s Day!
□ Happy Easter!
□ Happy Mother’s Day!
□ Happy Father’s Day!
□ Happy Holidays!
□ Happy Ramadan!
□ Happy Christmas!
□ Happy Hanukkah!
□ Happy Birthday!
□ Congratulations!
□ Congratulations on your Wedding!
□ Happy Anniversary!
□ I Love You!
□ Deepest Condolences.
□ I’m Sorry!
□ Get Well Soon!
□ Go to Hell!
□ Many Thanks!
□ Best Wishes!
□ ..............................................

Inside:
□ Hello!
□ Dear......................................

□ I wish you...
□ ...all the very best.
□ ...were here.
□ ...were gone.
□ ...what.
□ ...well.
□ ...a very nice day.
□ Thank you very much!
□ Die!
□ ..............................................


□ Love,
□ Sincerly,
□ Regards,

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